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its always summer in the clubs

forgiveness is the new sin


Its so disgusting to see the same pictures of Chris Brown and Rihanna on the news and watch the way they continue to attack him. And now they're attacking them both, because Rihanna has apparently forgiven him. Isn't that very human of her? So, now forgiveness is a sin? In a way, he deserves it because let's face it, it was extremely stupid for him to do what he did - regardless ... and the thing that really got me was the bite -- like, who is he, Mike Tyson? But anyway, leave these kids alone - they're both young and landed into lives that their systems are barely prepared for.

But one thing these young black superstars need to realize is how quickly the world is willing to rip you back down from the pedestal. Examples: Michael Vick, Michael Jackson, Mike Tyson (the Mikes), Kobe, Plaxico, Janet Jackson, - you name them. The public is not trying to protect celebrities... especially black ones.

They're so outraged by Chris Brown - meanwhile I see no outrage when these sick white kids are going buck wild and shooting up their families and shooting up schools. It's always that they sympathize with the families for their loss and they try to find out why the young man was so depressed and what led to his depression...poor soul.

Why don't you all get enraged about the following and play them over and over again. People who shot up their family members over the last few weeks -- Here are the real cases of domestic abuse:

1. The gunman who committed the worst mass shooting in Alabama history. The 28-year-old gunman would kill three more people, including his 74-year-old grandmother, before heading to Geneva, where he would ultimately take his own life in a standoff with police. Eleven people died in the rampage, which lasted less than an hour and started with the killing of his mother in neighboring Coffee County. Oh they said he was depressed... oh my.

2. MIAMI -Police say a man who fatally shot his estranged wife and three other people at a weekend party also tried to blow up his neighborhood by placing gas cans and propane tanks around his apartment before setting it afire.

3. WARRENSVILLE HEIGHTS, Ohio -The funeral for five family members gunned down in their Cleveland home last week included 2-year-old twin boys, who shared a casket. The shooter, Crawford, who later killed himself, was the husband of one of the victims.

Ban on Daggering = Death to Jamaican Radio Stations


In an interview Ed Lover on Power 105 radio, Beenie Man, King of Jamaican Dancehall, was asked to speak on the Jamaican government’s recent ban on all dancehall songs with lyrics that need to be censored. The ban stipulates that all dancehall songs that have lyrics which need to be bleeped, will be completely banned from air play. Basically, that’s every single dancehall song! Even Sean Paul’s upper-crust style of dancehall like,” Just Gimme the Light” makes reference to “dro”. Dro is short for Hydro which is slang for weed. Even if he said “pass the Draw” Draw and Dro are both slang for weed. It is sometimes bleeped although it is passable. Will they stop playing King Sean Paul’s songs too – even though he attracted so many new tourists to the island when he busted out on MTV a few years ago. Or will the Jamaica government become as usual hypocritical – bowing to the fair-skinned and dissing the darkies of dancehall. Beenie Man’s response is [and I paraphrase] “the Jamaican government don’t do nothing for we (the dancehall artists),we make the music, we aid the Jamaican economy without any input from them, and we will sing what we want because what we sing is reality. They cannot stop us.”

Ed Lover went on to ask him what the dancehall artists will do. To this Beenie responded that they will form a cooperative and start their own radio station and will release all their music to the pirate radio stations … basically, they will go underground. Jamaican dancehall is suffering the same fate as hip hop in the 80s, and their response will be the same –they will go underground. There is a huge difference to the underground of the 80s. With the proliferation of the internet, and youtube, and free music websites willing to freely promote artists, and the artists own ability to self-promote, Dancehall music will fare far better than hip hop did in the 1980s.

I’m sort of proud of the response to fight against censorship. It’s an intelligent, artistic revolt. I understand the government’s need to clamp down on the dirty lyrics on radio because the whole country has become so degenerate, but I don’t believe that answer is to make the artists suffer the consequences of irresponsible radio disc jockeys. The radio stations should be fined heavily, and there should be certain late hour rules where that type of music can be played after a certain hour… and still with the bleeps. There should not just be this blanket policy. What will happen is the radio stations will lose listenership and in turn, they will lose sponsors. The pirate radio stations will become legit, with the sponsors moving to them. This is so mafia.

The response of the government to shut everything down mostly because of the few recent examples of gross abuse of artistic freedom (aka – daggering as in Rampin Shop, Vybz Kartel’s over the top triple X rated song, on Neyo’s Miss Independence beat). Equally harmful, (although admirable in the artist movement/ rebellion sense) the artists’ response to completely disrespect the government, is a poor example to the younger generation. It can only lead to further anarchy in a country of people who have little regard or respect for authority and human life.

wasn't it the other way around ...



When the same thick lips were on black people, they were called nigger lips. They were ridiculed and used to describe blacks. now it's chic? Even though Kerry Washington has prettier thick lips, they don't refer to her as an example of beautiful lips.


amazing. It's the same thing that they did with the Jennifer Lopez big butt business. When it's on black people, it's not cool. What a warped society we live in. Anyway, on my lunch break I have to pick up some lip plumper and some ass cheeks.

the anal stimulus package


Imagine these hardcore, cold-hearted bastards have some nerve to be begging for a bailout and are still calling my phone, telling me I'm late with my credit card payment. Always stretching their hands out, while the other hand is raising interest rates and adding finance charges as they have a mind.

Now I'm forced to talk politics once again, something I try very hard to avoid here, but it's hard to avoid it when my phone is ringing as early as 8:20 on a Saturday morning, and as late as 9pm at night. These credit card banks are relentless with their computerized collection system. Which number do I press to tell them to go fuck themselves. That is also an option! Right now, my phone is ringing, and they get slicker and slicker every time, because I took the $7. a month voicemail off my home phone, so they can't leave a message, and they don't have my cell number... they try to call "unavailable". A friend of mine who knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows something 'bout it, told him that they even have a system to capture a number from your caller ID (like your mom's number or your office) and call you with that number so you might answer it if you think it's someone else calling... as if I answer calls from any of those numbers on a Saturday morning either. Bastards!

So anyway, first, let's look at how slick the whole proposal of the bailout/stimulus package is, and why it means the banks get it all anyway. Giving each taxpayer a stimulus check for a few hundred dollars, only means we will in turn give these same stimulus checks right back to the same banks, in the form of partial payment on our credit card debts, loans, and mortgages, etc., or even as a savings deposit.

This means the banks will be receiving, not only the bailout package made for them from our tax dollars, but also every single dollar of the stimulus package made for us ordinary main street fools. Anyone who ever did economics or finance in college, knows that the lending system allows banks to re-lend the majority of ALL deposits, and only reserve a small percentage as required by the Federal Bank. This means that every dollar of all these packages, regardless of what it is earmarked for - every dime will still make its way back to the banks, so they can turn around and lend it back to us at a ridiculous interest rate (no batteries included). Do I need to repeat the fact that that the bailout and stimulus packages, are coming from our taxes which supplied the budget in the first place.

So, in a nutshell, for those of you who want it in plain English:

first they fuck us (1 = fuck x you and me)
then they fuck us again, (2 = fuck you and me x 2)
then and after that, they just sodomize us, without Vaseline (3 = ass rape you and me x 3)

Then,they smoke a cigarette in their wife-beaters, and tell us not to cry, because it's not for their benefit, but for ours; because they're not really enjoying it. How very Chris Brown of them - (sorry Chris, you know I love you).

Anyway, here's my answer to the stimulus package bullshit ... it's a simple equation that doesn't require a calculator or any cash out of pocket or a dildo ... the only way for us to be the toppers (gay speak) and not the receivers, is if President Obama would tell these bank jerks to bend over for one to two months, and not let anyone earning below $200,000 per household, make any car loan, mortgage, rent, students loans, and especially car insurance payments(since insurance is the most fraudulent industry of them all - because if I drive until I'm 100 years old and never have an accident, I will never get a cent back).

So strap that on for size -- just two months of no bills, even one month, will mean we can all catch our breaths and save weeks of salaries so we can get back on top of our game, because I don't like people calling me at night, and I don't like taking it up the ass from strangers.

President Obama - that includes you. I voted for you, but please don't let me eat my vote.

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